FACT: guys here are forward.
FACT: I love Steph Shim. yeah, i’m not liking the european creepsters. or just, creepsters in general.tell me, does it ever work for you? does sneaking up behind a girl, copping a feel, and whispering in her ear that she’s your beautiful princess and asking her to dance with you… DOES THAT GET YOU LAID?! because honestly my initial reaction is to cut off my lower body with a machete before you can get any closer to it.
first of all, if you don’t remove your hand from my person, i will literally bite that shit off, castrate you with it, and then make you eat what i just forcibly removed from your body.
secondly, i am the last thing from your beautiful princess. i am a sweatpants wearing, pizza scarfing beast who could probably KICK YO ASS faster than you could possibly grab mine.
DAMN. i’m about to go fucking JACKIE CHAN kung fu crouching tiger ninja shit on the french male population. they need to back up and give a girl some space because apparently they think when a girl converts oxygen to carbon dioxide, she’s begging for it.
